Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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