Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
