Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
