doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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