we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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