Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
love makes seman taste better
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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