How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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