i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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