I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
tell me about the fingering
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