Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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