it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i've created a new STD.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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