I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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