I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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