I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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