I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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