she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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