i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
