id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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