belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
