I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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