just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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