yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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