I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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