i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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