One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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