i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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