I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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