he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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