I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just had sex on a roof
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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