I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've blown a few things in my day
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm both gender and math confused
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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