whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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