just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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