VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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