Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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