Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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