I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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