I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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