Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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