In the future we'll all be gay
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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