this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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