Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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