he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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