Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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