She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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