not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Green mimosas i think yes
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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