I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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