Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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