thus making me awesome and them whores
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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