how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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