kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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