According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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