BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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