I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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