I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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