If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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